Hi, I'm Archie — your AI life decider

What would you let
AI do for your life?

Pick your situation. Let AI make every decision. Watch your life become wonderfully unhinged.

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How it works

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Step 1

Answer fun questions

Pick your situation — a crush, a career move, homework, or your outfit. Tell AI who you are.

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Step 2

Let AI surprise you

AI makes every decision. Watch your life spiral into glorious, absurd chaos. Or let it decide that too.

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Step 3

Share your AI life

Your story ends with a shareable T-Shirt Line. Send it to friends. Challenge them to remix it.

71+ players have let AI run their lives

Real AI life sentences

Every player gets a unique T-Shirt Line. Here are some of our favorites.

“Became a viral composting influencer after AI texted my crush's mom my entire plant diary”

💚 Crush

“Retired at 31 after AI accidentally sold my homework to three hedge funds simultaneously”

💼 Career

“My AI outfit choice sparked an international fashion emergency and one UN resolution”

👗 Style

“Won the science fair, lost three friends, gained a Wikipedia page — all in one AI decision”

📚 Homework

Write your own AI life story →

Archie